aluxra:

elfandbowman:

do you think little legolas would sit down on the ending of thranduil’s robe (which is long as hell and drags on the floor) and thrandy would pretend he didn’t notice and just walk around like that

older Legolas doing it when he’s absolutely wasted tho

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”