last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.
So I finally got my tattoo!!! It’s been an amazing birthday so far, and the Millennium Falcon is hands down the best present ever
“PARENTS EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH"
My son
when u want to say something but everyones ignoring u
how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag
I don’t know
how do u fit an elephant into a safeway bag.
u take the s out of “safe” and the f out of “way”
But there’s no f in way??
Are you freaking kidding me
IM LAUGHINH SO HARD AT WORK IN THE BACK ROOM
